What's The Worst Pick-Up Line You've Ever Heard?

Men have weird interpretations of how to impress a woman. They might seem to nail the scene certain times, but more than often they come up with ideas that make them think of themselves as geniuses but is completely off-putting for women.

In their crazy efforts to draw attention from the ladies, the game of pick-up lines has amassed huge fan-following in the dating world. While some of them might work (or seem to), almost most of them are complete crap.

We researched all over the internet and sautéed our search with some personal experiences to come up with the lamest pickup lines that we’ve ever heard. Try not to laugh while going through them. Take a look:

#1. “Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!”

Okay so whoever thought that farting was an indecent act in public, definitely needs to hear this one out. Even Priyanka Chopra said that this was perhaps the lamest pick-up line she’s ever heard in her life and we can know why.

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#2. “Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”

Let’s observe this one carefully, and it won’t be hard to know why it features so high on our list. It is a general rule that off all the things, you should never compliment a woman’s hips as a general rule when you first meet them. This line is more likely to earn you a slap than a date. So the next time you think of using it on someone, think twice.

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#3. “Your Dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.”

Speaking from personal experience, here is an anecdote: there was this guy who used this very line on a female friend, and within a few moments almost all the guys around her started laughing at the poor boy. He seemed to have no clue, why he had become the laughing stock for a dozen of people. Calling a girl a bomb is super cheesy, but, calling her father a terrorist can land you in all sorts of trouble, Highly not recommended to use this line.

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#4. “If I were a fly, I would land on you first; because you’re the sh*t.”

Upon listening to this for the first time, you instantly know that this line is so wrong on so many levels. Yes, it gets full marks for creativity but just look at the line. Do you think it would please anyone to hear this? Just retrospect, and you’ll have your answer. If you’ve used this line before you know how terrible it is going to fail and if you were planning to use it, make sure you don’t do it anytime soon.

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#5. “Excuse me, can you give me directions?”

If you’re wondering what this line is doing on our list, wait until you hear the full truth about it. A guy once pulled up next to a girl and asked her if she could tell her the directions. Just when it looked that the girl was about to help, the guy said, “To your place” to complete the pick-up line. Needless to say, he failed and the girl just walked away.

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#6. “I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD, and all I need is you.”

Wait, what? We almost couldn’t believe that a line like this had any chance of existence until we finally stumbled upon it. Just give the line a read. Do you feel that any person who is still sane in his brain would ever use this line to ‘impress’ a woman? Well, we beg to differ.

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#7. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you.”

Yes, we admit that this might not be the worst line on this list. It is borderline usable; however, we would suggest you should refrain from it. It is super cheesy and extremely off-putting for any woman.

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#8. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."

Just one thing to sum this line up: Never use it.

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#9. “I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?”

Seriously? What are you? 10? To begin with, this is an utterly indecent question to ask any woman, and the reference of the teddy bear just adds to its lameness.

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#10. “My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can’t keep it in.”

Well, before talking to a woman, you seriously need to consult a physician and also a psychiatrist. We can’t believe we just heard that.

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So, have you ever used any of these lines on anyone? Or, have had these being used on you? Well, if you know any other cheesy pick-up line that should be banned fast, share it with us in the comment section below.