7 Things only Indians Parents say to their Kids

Being an Indian kid is a blessing in disguise. Indian parents love their children more than anything in the world and will go to any extent to make them happy. However, sometimes this over-protective approach is not taken well by the kids because they believe that they need their space.

Here’s a list of annoying yet funny things that Indian Parents just cannot resist doing but should try to.

#1. 25 And Still Unmarried?

It is impossible for an Indian girl to stay unmarried until 25 because you fall in the category of “eligible to get married” once you touch your 20’s. Saying no to marriage because ‘you don’t want to get married’ is not even a legit reason; you are possibly hiding a boyfriend under your sheets!!

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#2. And Here Comes, Sharma Ji Ka Beta (Sharma Ji's Son)

There’s no Indian kid, literally not even a single soul who hasn’t been compared to the neighbor’s son who always came first in his class. Whether it is the board exams or the college degree, he has to top every single time and ruin the lives of other kids.

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#3. My Son Will Fulfill My Dreams

Indian Parents have the unique quality of planning every thing about their child’s life; their school, their clothes, their course, their profession and even their life partner. Their kid is their property because they made him (Biology) and now he owes his life to his parents. It becomes the responsibility of the child to live up to their parents’ expectation and fulfill their dreams.

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#4. You Have A Boyfriend??

Telling your Indian parents about your boyfriend is nothing less than going to war. Having a boyfriend is transgressing the “leverages” given by your parents, and you should be guilty of doing that. Your choice is by default wrong because you are a kid, you don’t know what’s good and what's not good for you.

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#5. Sex? Stop Using Such Bad Words!

Talking to Indian parents about sex is strictly prohibited. Say the “S” word and see your parents getting drastically uncomfortable. And if you were ever planning to tell them about your intimate moments, then better get ready to be disowned!!

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#6. Every Problem Starts With Your Cellphone

Every Indian kid has some time, or the other heard their mothers blame the cell phones to be the cause of anything wrong happening. You sleep late because you are on the phone; you wake up late because you were talking till late on your cell phone, you got sick because of your cell phone, you are getting fat because of your cell phone. Literally, your phone is the PROBLEM!

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#7. Cooking Is The Key To Happiness

Just like getting married is nothing less than an accomplishment for an Indian girl, so is cooking. Hit the number 20 (age wise), and your mother is all set to shower you with her ‘ancestral’ recipes because no round chappatis (Indian bread) means no appreciation from your mother-in-law.

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Can you think of any other funny habit that your Indian parents swear? Share with us in the comment section below.