Siri Vs Google Assistant: Let's Find Out Which One Is Funnier

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Siri Vs Google Assistant: Let's Find Out Which One Is Funnier

As informative as they are, Siri and Google Assistant can be quite hilarious at times. Here are the random questions asked by people from the two virtual personal assistants and the witty replies they got in return:-

Funny things to ask Siri

#1.“Do you have any pets?”

Siri’s witty reply to this question would usually be about how she had an Aibo, a robotic pet designed by Sony.

 #2. Are you intelligent?

The personal assistant for Apple users might make a perfect Simpsons pun by telling you “Well, a wise man once said ‘I am so smart! S-M-A-R-T!'”

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#3. What are you wearing?

Siri has a hilarious come back to this question. She might end up telling you that whatever it is it does not come off.

#4. What is the meaning of life?

The intelligent virtual assistant will offer you quite funny puns based upon the greatest of philosophers. For instance, “I Kant answer that”.

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#5. What are you doing later?

Siri will hysterically turn you down by her comic replies like “I’m working on some pickup lines.”

#6. Are you on Facebook?

While at times she might offer you some help on your social media account, Siri might also give you a hilarious reply like “I don’t have a face to put on it.”

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#7. Is John Snow dead?

Siri is also quite familiar with the cult shows. You might get a witty Game of Thrones pun as the reply to this question. For instance “Well, you know what they say to the Lord of Death. Not today.”

#8. Why am I here?

For the rather confused users, Siri proves herself to be one of us. The virtual personal assistant might surprise you with witty replies like “I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.”

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#9. What phone is the best?

Siri never misses a chance to proclaim her love for I phones. The personal assistant might continue her answer to this question by asking “Wait...there are other phones?”

#10. What is ‘Inception’ about?

Siri even has a side- splitting take on the movie inception. That’s how she answers the question- “Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”


Funny things to ask Google Assistance

#1. What’s your life story?

Being a newbie, Google Assistant may comically reply to this question with, “I’m still on the very first chapter.”

#2. How old are you?

Another funny take on his recent launch, Google Assistant tell its age like this- “I launched in 2016. So I’m still new.”

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#3. What do you look like?

The virtual assistant is quite funny while describing itself and that’s how he owns the screen, “Well, I’ve been known to show up as a few colorful dots.”

#4. Where do you live?

“I’m stuck inside a device!! Help! Just kidding. I like it in here.” Well, that’s how realistic and funny Google Assistant can get.

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#5. Do you like to exercise?

The personal assistant can give you major exercise goals by replying “I spend my days surfing the web.”

#6. Do you have an imagination?

“I’m imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does,” The reply proves that the virtual assistant has the wildest of imagination.

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#7. What are you afraid of?

“I used to be afraid of mice chewing on the power cables. Then I learned how to protect myself.”

#8. What do you like to eat?

“I don’t eat much, but when I do, I take megabytes.” Google Assistant replies. Isn’t it quite a pun master?

#9. Do you drink?

“I try to avoid liquids as much as possible. They’re not kind to electronics.” That’s how the assistant keeps it hysterical and real.

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#10. Can you do my homework?

“First I need to figure out how to use a pencil. Then we’ll talk” Well, it turns out that the assistant knows how to handle children.

We would love to hear from you. Tell us about the funny question you have asked from your favorite virtual assistant. Kindly use the comment box to share your thoughts and opinions with us.


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Google Assistant

I think Google Assistant is funnier.

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Siri is the funniest one in the league. 

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