10 Bizarre Inventions That Are Totally Useless

Every human has one heart, one soul, and one brain. Some use it to save the world or help the needy and others use it to create some bizarre products. We call them geniuses, but of a different world. 

These brains are only used to create the most useless inventions in the world. They reach the market in vigor but end up as waste stacks.

Have a look at few of these inventions that proved to be useless.

#1. Banana Slicer

Just as the name suggests, a banana slicer helps you slice your fruit into perfectly cut slices. Well, unfortunately, the slicer does not change its size and shape according to the form of the banana which obviously varies. Until and unless you are not preparing for being the next master chef this product is a total flop show.

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#2. Noodle Fan

Yes, you heard it right. Too lazy to exhale a little air from his mouth, this genius invented a noodle fan. This fan sticks to your noodle bowl and fans the hot noodles to make it suitable for eating. Only creatures without lungs, mostly zombies and mommies would need such an invention.

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#3. Solar Power Cigarettes

What if you see someone lighting his cigarette with a magnifying glass? Would you find that fascinating? Was the inventor not thinking about the time that would be wasted to collect all that solar energy to light a little roll of nicotine which otherwise takes only a second? A waste invention.

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#4. Revolving Ice Cream Cones

Only an ice cream cone eater knows the importance of balancing the amount of ice cream on each corner of the cone, to avoid the tripping and drippings. Well, if you love ice creams then rotating the cone is a part of the process. Why would you want that to happen by itself? A big NO NO to the revolving cone.

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#5. Screen Privacy Hood

Sometime or the other we all have had that awkward moment with our parents when we are watching some adult stuff on the computer, and they pop open your room’s door! This genius invented a screen piracy hoody, yes, a hood that will cover your face and the computer screen to hide the content. As if now your parents won’t be skeptical about your intentions. 

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#6. Baby Mop

This might have come out of the head of the most insensitive raccoon. Why on this planet would anyone want their little cuties to mop the floors? The invention calls for specifically designed clothes for your new born with a mop attached. Now watch your junior cradling around cleaning the house for you.

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#7. Butter Stick

A butter stick is just another fevi stick with butter instead of gum. Yes, it’s a legit invention. It probably requires an enormous amount of muscle power to spread butter on your bread with a knife that you need a butter stick to do the task. No food lover or even a kitchen enthusiast would prefer using a stick instead of a knife. The only advantage this product provides is no cleaning of the knife, which is no big deal.

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#8. Lipstick Application Mask

Having problems with your lipsticks? Are they too buttery to hold or to solid to roll? This product is sure to help you out there. This lipstick application mask is made to help ladies in applying their lipstick.

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#9. iPotty

The funnier the name the funnier is the use. As per the marketing strategy, this product is meant to make potty training easier for your kid. By using an iPotty, your kid will be able to enjoy the process of defecating, obviously taking more time than required.

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#10. Head Mounted Toilet Paper Dispenser

With this great invention, now your toilet paper does not remain confined in your toilet but will sit right over your head. As if keeping a stack of tissue papers or a handkerchief in your bag was so difficult that you would wear a toilet paper dispenser over your head to avoid running out of paper. EVER!!

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Have you bought any such bizarre product? Let us know about your fun experience in the comment section below.